Headlines: How do you misplace 20,000 missiles?
Libya had stock piled 20,000 missiles
That no one’s been able to find.
Perhaps they reflect Gadhafi’s old program
Of leaving no missile behind.
Money: Good Cop, Bad Cop
Europe’s top two economies were looking for methods
Of securing their banks and their borders.
The French, wine in hand, simply said, “S’il vous plait”,
While the Germans said, “Here are your orders!”
Sports: Jimmy Johnson Not Getting Anywhere
Here’s a shout out to NASCAR and the Kansas Cup race
Won by Johnson, but we can’t understand
How he drove all those hours; did 300 laps
And ended right where he began.
Life: He’s Got a Ticket to Bride
Paul McCartney got married last weekend
He and Nancy Shevell became one.
At his age we hope he’s not singing
A song like Here Comes the Son.
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