Headlines: ‘The Donald’ Has Spoken
The list of presidential candidates is getting fairly thin,
As Mr. Trump has just stepped up to tell us who should win.
He’s just backed Mr. Romney with his self-important flair
And Mitt’s not sure that it’s a plus to have the backing of ‘The Hair’
Money: Facebook IPO – Because $3.9 Billion in Cash Isn’t Enough
We’ve watched the Facebook story and how their profits spike,
And with their recent IPO we can really show we ‘Like’.
Is this investment for the rich, the young or empty nesters?
Oh, never mind, it’s only open to those privileged investors.
Sports: It’s Super Weekend . . . For Madison Avenue
This weekend there’ll be football, you can hear the final roar,
For Sunday is the Super Bowl or perhaps the Super Bore.
As many times the game is dull and often times it’s bad;
So pay attention at timeouts, as it’s then you’ll see the ads.
Life: Gives A Whole New Meaning to S.A.G.
Madonna is the half time show for Super Bowl this week;
At 54 it could be that she’s slightly past her peak.
But malfunctions of her wardrobe is of no concern, unless
The sight of her support hose can be seen beneath her dress.