by Bob Sparrow
Actually, both mascots should be ‘Cheetahs’
We here at ‘From A Birdseye View’, rarely, if ever, wade into the political swamp. Still, I now find myself tip-toeing, very gingerly, into what has become our political cesspool, as it’s simply impossible to ignore and will be for the next couple of months. While election years typically provide different positions on various subjects, I feel like we’re watching a couple of junior high schoolers bad-mouthing each other. I keep waiting for one of them to say, “Oh yeah, well I’m rubber, you’re glue, everything that you say, bounces off me and sticks on to you. Neener, Neener!”
This childish display is partly due to the fact that we have two unique presidential candidates, who both believe and constantly remind us, that if their opponent wins, it will be the end of democracy as we know it. Spoiler alert: I’m fairly certain that we will still have a democracy, no matter who wins. Given the uniqueness of each of these two presidential candidates, it is hard to ignore the constant media coverage, which will get worse, as each candidate is vying to be the last one to insult the other. Whether you’re for the cackling flip-flopper, the self-centered blowhard, or neither, the mud-slinging will only intensify as we get closer to election day. It makes one wonder, are these the best two candidates we could come up with to become commander-in-chief of our armed forces and president of the most powerful country in the world?
The only thing the two candidates seem to agree on is that “This will be the most important election of our lifetime”. Which is political babble for, ‘if you vote for the other person, YOU are going to be responsible for the destruction of our country as you know it’. The use of this phrase sounded so familiar to me that I thought I’d do a little research into it.
Oliver Hardy for President!
The phrase, or something very similar, can actually be traced back to the election of Abraham Lincoln, but it can be found word-for-word dating back to the Great Depression. Why is this phrase so popular? Because politicians need to make today’s election about tomorrow—which means they need voters to believe that the future literally depends on their vote today. So, while politicians are really just thinking about whether they are going to survive this election, they tend to use hyperbole to say, “It’s the most important election of our lifetime”. As each candidate poses as someone who can save the world!
Last week’s debate ended with each candidate saying that they won, and of course, we can’t rely on the media to tell us the truth; the general left-slanted media has claimed the victory for Harris, while Fox will give Trump the nod. Let me go back to what I just said, “we can’t rely on the media to tell us the truth”. That’s discussing!! News used to be a reporting of facts so that we could come to our own conclusions, now the so-called news, is trying to tell us how to think. They have made it so that today you watch a network based on what you want to hear or don’t want to hear. It’s obvious we can’t get unbiased reporting anywhere. What the hell happened?!!!
But what upsets me the most is that the two people vying for the trust of the American people must be ‘fact-checked‘, as it’s assumed they’re going to be lying to us. And sure enough, each told us 5-6 lies during the debate. Honest Abe would never get elected today.
How do I really feel about all this? To quote slap-stick comedian Oliver Hardy, which seems appropriate:
“It’s another fine kettle of fish we’ve gotten ourselves into.”
