Headlines: I Feel Strongly Both Ways
Romney’s getting bashed for the changing of his stances;
Is he trying to get ready for some presidential dances?
Some who know him best, have heard that he has said,
“When Obama leaves I hope he leaves his flip flops by the bed.”
Money: Greco-Roman Wrestling
Just as we get the Greeks turned around, so to speak,
It seems that the Euro has sprung another leak.
This time it’s the Italians, their future’s not so sunny;
They gotta dough, they gotta bread, but they ain’t gotta no money.
Sports: Defensive Game is Offensive
Last week we were hyping the Tigers and the Tide,
But LSU and Alabama took us for a ride.
The game had not one touchdown, no great runs, no great passes
Disappointing all the couch potatoes sitting on their asses
Life: He Thought He Was Dr. Kevorkian
The jury’s has come back with manslaughter, involuntary
And Dr. Murray’s comments that followed seemed quite scary
“What was it, drips or shots or was it probing with my scanner?
Or was it just you didn’t seem to like my bedside manner?”
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