Headlines: A nod from Tiger could be next.
Newt Gingrich leads the polls so now he’ll meet with Trump,
And hope that his endorsement will put him over the hump.
Herman Cain’s endorsing Newt, but if we could be so rash,
That will make the women’s vote most likely burn and crash.
Money: No use crying over spilt Euros.
The Italian finance minister broke down and cried today,
As she announced that many social perks were going to go away.
She said that working people had no more money to bestow,
A sentiment we hope foreshadows how the U.S. is going to go.
Sports: This bowl proud to be sponsored by Sani-Flush.
Well, LSU and Alabama will play the title game re-match,
While other games seem destined for a considerable mismatch.
You know there are too many bowls when the committees find a reason,
To select a team to play that has had a losing season.
Life: Oh, what we wouldn’t give for a blanket and a piano.
The onslaught has begun, Christmas shows are all the rage,
Entertainers from Cyrus to Buble are taking to the stage.
Barbara Walters, Grinch and Rudolph will also appear on the TV,
But nothing beats the vision of Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree.
A redposey is never out of season.
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