Headlines: Is the nomination process already over?
Iowa and New Hampshire have chosen Romney with their vote,
So it seems the other 48 have clearly missed the boat.
Romney is the nominee, stop the presses, hold the ads;
The best the rest of us can hope is not to have a hanging chad.
Money: Should the person putting out the unemployment numbers lose his job?
Last week our unemployment number was on a slight decline
And if that’s all we heard or saw then things would be just fine
But more numbers were released this week, unemployment’s seen a spike
So depending on your party, just pick the numbers that you like
Sports: C’mon Man, Where’s His Tats?
If you’re wondering what all the fuss is around young Mr. Tebow,
There is something about the NFL fan that you clearly need to know.
They mock him and deride him with ridicule so strong,
Because their typical role model has a rap sheet a mile long.
Life: I’d Like to Thank All the Little People, Because They Make Me Look So Big
The Peoples Choice, The Critics Choice, the Oscars and the Emmys;
The actors in their latest fashion walk the carpet with such ease.
They put shining globes and statues upon their mansion’s shelves;
How many more awards will they create to fete themselves?
Make it a redposey year