Margaritaville: A Tradition in the ‘Hood

by Bob Sparrow

Every year we throw a party for our neighborhood to kick off summer, and because I’m a Jimmy Buffett fan I bring in a Margarita machine and Jimmy’s Landshark Beer and call it Margaritaville. I also bring in a Pina Colada machine and unfortunately this year I mixed up the concoctions and put rum in the margaritas and tequila in the pina coladas, (which was even before I started ‘testing’ them), so we ended up drinking Margacoladas or Pinaritas. No one seemed to mind, or maybe I’d done enough ‘testing’ that I didn’t care whether anyone minded. There was also plenty of wine and mixed drinks – no one went home thirsty!

A table of Parakeets

This year I emphasized to our neighbors to bring their parakeets (the definition of a ‘parakeet’ is a neighbor’s child of drinking age). I had to tell neighbor, Marc Webb, who had a beer keg brought in for his eight-grade graduation, that I meant the LEGAL drinking age. We ended up with about 15 parakeets in attendance, which is the most we’ve ever had. Two of the parakeets, Chase Johnson, son of Mark & Kathy and our son, Jeff, along with me, provided some entertainment in the form of singing some songs during the course of the evening. Chase and Jeff have performed under the name of ‘The Two Handsome Men’ and since I was joining them, we were known as ‘The Two Handsome Men and the Old Fart’.

Marge and her Marvelous Center Piece

Price of admission to Margaritaville is an appetizer, and the ‘hood, as always, went all out – it seemed like we had every kind of food imaginable, from sushi to pizza and everything in between. Truly amazing! So we had a great evening of good food, good drink (or at least interesting drink) and a mixed bag on the entertainment, the Two Handsome Men were great; I sounded a bit like an old fart.

Monsanto’s Light Show

Special shout outs go to Marge Dunn, who creates an amazing centerpiece each year and our next door neighbor, Steve Monsanto, who not only put up a ‘Margaritaville’ sign on the outside of his fireplace chimney that shined into our backyard, but he also created a special green light affect in our palm trees that was truly spectacular

The evening started at 6:00 pm and ended sometime around 2:00 am – I didn’t know I could stay up that late – actually by that time, I didn’t know I was staying up that late or how I was going to get home. Oh yeah, I was home!

We’ve lived in this neighborhood for 41 years and we’re not the

The Old Fart with the Two Handsom Men

longest in residence here. Over the years, some have moved out or were asked to leave (I didn’t want to mention any names, Pacellis) and live only a few miles away. We do have some that we still stay in touch with that live in Texas (Hendrix) and South Carolina (McKinley); I’m sure there are others that don’t come to this foggy mind right now.

So, it’s pretty remarkable that we have all stayed in touch, and since no fights broke out at the party, I’m assuming we’re all still getting along. In a world where many people don’t even know their next-door neighbor, we feel very lucky to be part of this amazing neighborhood.

Hats off to a great ‘hood; let the summer begin. Fins up!!  

The Storm Before the Calm

by Bob Sparrow

After recent trips to Hawaii and Palm Desert, and getting ready for a trip to Spain and Portugal next month, I should be content with just relaxing in our backyard for a few weeks, however . . . the backyard is anything but relaxing.  Those who have been to our backyard might be wondering why I couldn’t relax in our ‘Hawaii-transported-to-California’ atmosphere. Well, late last month we decided that things were looking a little tired out there, Hawaii was looking more like Hawaiian Gardens, a city in the suburbs of Los Angels, next to a freeway, known for its gambling casino and not the least bit tropical.  OK, maybe it wasn’t that bad, but it was 30 years old and in need of a facelift. As those who may have gone down this path before, know that a facelift can often turn into a complete body makeover – and so it did.  I have to say, it pained me to see the crew come in and demolish our pool and yard, eliminating our large planter and three beautiful palm trees that I planted 30+ years ago.

Deciding what to put in after all was demolished was not easy.  We visited several tile and pool places and got samples and were expected to pick a paver that’s going to cover most of our backyard, from a sample six inches square!  We get to look at one piece of stacked stone to ‘imagine’ it covering all the areas it’s supposed to cover.  We looked a lot of photos of pebble tech, but photos and real-life colors aren’t EXACTLY the same.  Other issues included the breakage of existing sprinkler lines during the demo process and, of course, rain.  We needed the rain, I get it, but enough already!

Linda and I didn’t agree on everything, but we were finally able to find middle ground when choosing pavers, stacked stone, pool tile, pebble tech, coping and stucco color.  Yet to be agreed upon are things like new furniture, umbrellas, fire-features and whatever else is going to end up back there.  I did come to realize that I needed to acquiesce a bit, as Linda’s love for negotiation helped get us the best deal – although she reminded me, ‘best’ is a relative term and not to quit my day job!!

One of the benefits we really didn’t count on, was having a Port-O-Potty in our driveway for the first half of this year – it’s really handy when I’m working in the front yard and need a bathroom break – we might just leave it there!

I’ve included a couple of photos of the wreckage, which look akin to the ravages left by Hurricane Iniki, the worst hurricane to ever hit Hawaii – winds of 145 mph, with gusts up to 225 mph.  OK, maybe I’ve taken a little liberty with the truth here, but it’s a mess, a wet, muddy, rocky mess.  But sometime, hopefully by summer, we’ll be sipping Margaritas and Mai Tais by the pool and second-guessing our choice of . . . just about everything!