Headlines: The Free Throws Were Not Free
While Republicans were busy debating, and trying to raise some more cash,
Obama was looking to the NBA to increase his campaigning stash.
Magic Johnson, Mark Cuban and a slew of other stars were there for Obama’s little speech
Just a small gathering of the elite, who paid thirty thousand . . . each!
Money: This Gives Me Gas
Why the sudden rise in gas? you inquire, it’s up past the four dollar mark.
The experts have tried to figure out why, but they say that they’re still in the dark.
Production is up and consumption is down, is this really just some kind of scam?
Well yes, they’re raising the prices of gas, simply because they can.
Sports: The 11th Commandment
Brady Quinn finally got some attention, for speaking his mind in GQ
And making some comments on Tebow, which caused quite a hullabaloo.
Now Brady is down at the training camp, packing up all of his gear,
Because he took Tebow’s name in vain, he probably won’t be there next year.
Life: What, No Who, Will You Be Wearing?
This Sunday the Oscars will be handed out, in resplendent style we’re sure.
Joan Rivers, Red Carpet, and ‘Who designed that?’, we’ll simply have to endure.
We’ll enjoy Billy Crystal taking shots at the stars, in his tux he will dance and he’ll sing,
And not for the first time a film might be honored that just doesn’t say anything.