Headlines: I thought you brought the map!
Just in case you are thinking of camping and hiking,
Keep something in mind if you can;
Bring supplies for two years if you’re planning to go
Near the border of Iraq and Iran.
Money: Help wanted, some travel involved.
For the jobless we’re hearing there’s news that is good;
There’s someplace where employment is growing.
If you’re looking for work and don’t like paying taxes,
To the Middle East you should be going.
Sports: Which group of millionaire crybabies are you rooting for?
The NBA players can’t agree with the owners;
Greed for millions has led to a fatigue.
Training camps have been cancelled along with some games;
Perhaps we just scrap the whole league.
Life: Was Henny Penny Right?
NASA told us that pieces of a satellite were falling;
As to where, they guessed the Pacific.
Or maybe on a house or a car or your head;
They just weren’t sounding too scientific.
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