Headlines: We’re going to need a bigger jar of Purell.
They’ve discovered that the meat in our schools has “pink slime”,
And slimy ex-governor “Blago” is finally in jail for his crimes.
But the biggest “yuck” of all goes to Afghan prez Karzai,
“Untrustworthy slime ball” is too good for this guy.
Money: March: the lowest productivity month of the year.
The market is going up; mortgage rates are on the rise,
But all we care about is our office pool size.
Everyone is studying brackets, sizing up who’s #1,
It’s finally March Madness, which mean no work is being done.
Sports: And to continue the theme…
Sure, Peyton is making all the stops, looking for a team,
And Tiger’s nursing his Achilles to keep alive his Master’s dream.
But it’s Kentucky who has to worry and hope that things don’t go awry,
For now they have to overcome the dreaded “jinx” from S.I.
Life: It’s All Over Except the Shouting
That juggernaut, “American Idol”, has begun its 11th season,
And maybe we’re just cranky but it’s a bit “off” for some reason.
Some contestants are okay, a couple sing like they’re from Heaven,
But why do most decide to turn one note into seven?
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