Tuesday, August 23, 2011
As you sit down today sipping your coffee,
Be glad we can all say good-bye to Gadhafi.
As the rebels took Tripoli and wiped off their brow,
They all looked around and said, “What happens now?”
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It looks like the case of Strauss-Kahn is dismissed;
It seems there were problems with the hotel help Miss.
She was good with white sheets and white towells, but alas,
Her work with white lies is what foiled her ass.
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All sports fans are grinning and we know the reason;
It’s because it’s the end and the start of two seasons.
In baseball the teams that are best are convening
And games on the gridiron will finally have meaning.
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Kris Humphries doesn’t realize the bash he is in
Becoming the ‘next’ husband of a Kardashian;
The New Jersey Net somehow just didn’t know
That the wedding was just a reality show.