Headlines: Newt Takes the Lead . . . This Week
I’m not so sure which party is enjoying this the most;
The Republicans have a struggling president to roast,
While the Democrats are finding it quite easy to critique
The Republican’s latest offering of the candidate of the week.
Money: Black Thursday Afternoon
A long time Target employee has said Thanksgiving is my day,
But he can never enjoy it because he works on Black Friday.
So the store’s midnight grand opening, he’s trying to appeal
So he doesn’t have to sleep again through his Thanksgiving meal.
Sports: On Which Side Do Mom & Dad Sit?
There is an historic game for you pro football mavens
This Thursday San Francisco plays the Baltimore Ravens
It’s a familial faceoff that’s the big television draw
Each team is being coached by brothers named Harbaugh.
Life: And Now For A Hollywood Moment
Demi’s in Hawaii getting over her divorce;
Taylor Swift has proved again that she a tour de force.
Bieber’s trying to settle some bothersome dispute,
Making sure that he’s not fitted for his first paternity suit.
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