Headlines: No One Wants A Greek In A Position . . . To Fail
In Athens the economy is struggling
As alignment with the Euro they seek.
The rest of Europe’s not happy with the problem,
But no one dares turn their back to a Greek.
Money: Lots of Money That No One Can Qualify For
We have lowered mortgage rates to a scant four percent,
Said Freddie Mac with its usual smirk.
But what Freddie fails to see is that no one buys homes
When most buyers are still out of work.
Sports: This Weekend: Football, Southern Style
College football’s lollapalooza
Is this Saturday in old Tuscaloosa;
The Tigers and Tide
Play for #1 pride,
Neither wants to come away as the loser.
Life: I Can See Bill and His Cigarette Holder Now
Bill Murray, the actor of comedic fame,
Has announced that he’s going to star
In a role that seems quite a stretch for the clown;
He’ll be playing the great FDR.
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