By Suzanne Sparrow Watson
The musical, Les Misérables, features one of my favorite songs, “One Day More”. It’s a stirring song at the end of the first act, where everyone comes together anticipating one more day until their varied futures unfold. Kind of like us, today, where we are just waiting one more day until this interminable election is over. Until then, all we can do is find something to occupy our thoughts and minds. To help in that endeavor, and perhaps bring some much-needed levity, today I’m offering up some humorous thoughts in an attempt to bring a smile to your face and perhaps lighten your spirits.
- Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not. Especially if it’s cake.
- My boss told me to have a good day, so I didn’t go to work.
- My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks I’m dead. This is especially true during college football season.
- Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
- I used to be a people person until people ruined it.
- I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. That’s a huge accomplishment.
- If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
- I’ve got 99 problems, and 86 of them are completely made-up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
- Some days, the best thing about the job is that the chair spins.
- God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
- If each day is a gift, I would love to know where I can return my Mondays.
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
- Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.
- And for this election season: I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.
In addition to humor, I read that we should read a book while waiting for election results to come in. Hopefully it won’t take reading War and Peace to get to the conclusion of this craziness. My fervent wish is that by the end of the week we’re focusing on coming together and instead of politics we spend our time estimating just how much pumpkin pie we can consume on Thanksgiving without going into a food coma.






Babe Ruth Calls His Shot – One of the most famous home runs in baseball history occurred in the 1932 World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the New York Yankees. At the top of the fifth inning, Yankees slugger Babe Ruth, with two balls and two strikes, pointed toward the outfield, and when the next pitch came, he hit a towering home run to center field. It proved to be the winning hit for the Yankees. In the newspapers the next day, ecstatic reporters announced that Ruth had “called his shot,” and that his gesture toward the bleachers was a prediction of the home run. For years there was some doubt as to the legitimacy of this claim, but in 2020 an old radio interview was unearthed in which Lou Gehrig, who witnessed the event from the on-deck circle, confirmed that “the Bambino” really had called the shot.
Hank Aaron Breaks Babe Ruth’s Home Run Record – In yet another Ruth connection, for nearly four decades after his retirement, he was hailed as the undisputed home run king. His 714 career home runs stood as a monument to his unrivaled power at the plate. Then Hank Aaron arrived. Since his MLB debut in 1954, Aaron had been an extremely consistent slugger, and he led the league in home runs four separate times. The years of steady power hitting paid off on April 8, 1974, when Aaron hit his 715th career home run and surpassed Ruth to inherit one of baseball’s most hallowed records. Aaron’s historic career continued for another three seasons, during which time he added 40 homers to his career total, retiring with a staggering 755 home runs. This record was eventually surpassed by Barry Bonds in 2007, but to this day Aaron remains celebrated as the first player to surpass the Sultan of Swat as the home run champion. And, let’s face it, Aaron didn’t have a hint of steroids in his achievement.























