Headlines: Please pass the Grey Poupon.
The Brooklyn Bridge was closed on Saturday and 700 were arrested,
The group “Occupy Wall Street” kept the thoroughfares congested.
They’re trying to focus attention on the greed of the big shots,
But the executives couldn’t hear them – they’re all out on their yachts.
Business: So, we all just need to spend more money?
Economists just reported consumer spending hit its low,
And the economy for the next 10 years will most likely remain slow.
They say that Christmas will be lean with so many people on the dole,
Guess Santa should be stocking up on lots of lumps of coal.
Sports: Karma, baby.
Sidney Crosby of the Penguins has had problems with concussions,
And whether he should play or not has been the subject of discussions.
We think it’s part of some grand scheme, if we may be so bold,
To pay him back for keeping us from winning Olympic gold.
Life: Did he celebrate with Dr. Pepper?
Not much news occurred this weekend, and you know it’s slow when,
There’s lots printed about another wedding for Jennifer Aniston.
The biggest event that we saw, a sight we couldn’t miss,
Was Gene Simmons getting married and sealing it with a KISS.
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